Comments on Burton MacKenzie: Tittie Love: More on the selective underpinnings o...

You know, this WOULD have been a really fantastic ...

2008-02-10T05:50:00.000-06:00

You know, this WOULD have been a really fantastic point about male attraction to breasts and the such. Unfortunately, you are COMPLETELY and UTTERLY wrong. You see, you keep talking about this selection thing. And EVERYONE in the CIVILIZED WORLD knows that there is no such thing as natural selection because God put as all here as he saw fit, and, furthermore, he created man (but not WO-man) in his image. Therefore, God is a breast man! (And He has given us His gift of Jessica Alba. :) )

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P.S. If anyone is offended by the above... well... good! :)

Holy crap, Burton. I don't think I've read anythin...

2007-12-15T13:15:00.000-06:00

Holy crap, Burton. I don't think I've read anything that so eloquently explains my love of boobs. Although, I will admit I really don't care what size they are. In fact, I'd prefer too small than too big.

Very interesting theory. As a female, though,one f...

2007-11-04T08:49:00.000-06:00

Very interesting theory. As a female, though,one finds out some men are breast men, some are leg men, and some are ass men. A lot of this is cultural too. I have a nice picture of my ass on my blog, http://www.letushavepeace.com and I get declarations of love and marriage proposals about once a week, but they are all from guys in Iran and Pakistan. I guess in these regions the ass rules.

2007-10-20T22:07:00.000-05:00

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Stupid.

2007-10-20T22:06:00.000-05:00

Stupid.

Mellowguy, it was Desmond Morris who theorized the...

2007-09-23T05:08:00.000-05:00

Mellowguy, it was Desmond Morris who theorized the bumcrack/breast cleavage connection. Others contest his theory. I think that there's probably a lot of different factors that all contribute, like multiple terms in a mathematical expression. ...and unless we divise a test to falsify the theories, they necessarily remain outside of science and in the realm of philosophy.

Anthropologists have hypothesized that swollen bre...

2007-09-18T00:49:00.000-05:00

Anthropologists have hypothesized that swollen breasts are stimulating to males because breast cleavage mimics ass cleavage. Since our ancestors presumably preferred doggie style, like most mammals, ass cleavage means "time to fuck!" So by mimicing ass cleavage breasts say "time to fuck!"

I'm also happy to say that my generous use of larg...

2007-02-26T04:07:00.000-06:00

I'm also happy to say that my generous use of largely superfluous slang in this and the previous post resulted in a small spike in page activity, which ideally would have translated into adsense activity. Too bad it didn't. :-\

OK, this time you're not completly off the ...

2007-01-23T20:27:00.000-06:00

OK, this time you're not completly off the mark, according to other scholars...

See http://cas.bellarmine.edu/tietjen/images/breasts.htm
and http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn4953
for at least one explanation that
makes more sense than yours
even though it's along the same lines.

Also look at the average cup size for an ethnic po...

2007-01-13T00:50:00.000-06:00

Also look at the average cup size for an ethnic population. For instance, contrary to informal widespread belief, Swedish women have an average cup size of A, British women size C. I wish I could find some real cites of this.

Nah, the standard deviation of boob size is so gre...

2007-01-13T00:33:00.000-06:00

Nah, the standard deviation of boob size is so great, it suggests that there's no ideal size for optimizing natural selection.